Wondering if you’re a real Baha’i? Wonder no more! We’re proud to present tonight’s top ten list … The Top 10 Signs You Are a Baha’i:
You get unreasonably excited every time something has the number 9 or 19 in it.
You’re always the designated driver after a big night out with your friends, even on your own birthday.
When you hear the word Feast you don’t think of delicious food but rather of lengthy treasurers reports and consultation sessions.
You have learned to look studiously disinterested at gatherings to avoid accidentally getting put on to more committees.
Your work efficiency goes up 10% every March because you stop needing toilet and lunch breaks.
When watching spy movies you always giggle when someone works for the “NSA“.
You have an uncanny ability to be optimistic about the future of the world no matter how dire the current events.
People often ask you why there’s a photo of your grandpa wearing a turban in your living room.
Your work colleagues think you have a made-up religion because of the massive number of “holy days” when you suspiciously can’t be at work.
Sign #1 that You Are a Baha’i
Your friends think you are incredibly important because you are on an Assembly, a Committee and a Task Force!
Have Your Own Additions to the List? Leave them in the comments! We’d love to hear them!